This SpongeBob mini movie is a bit different, it's more of a claymation and not a cartoon. Report abuse. [gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. My boys liked the change from the regular SpongBob cartoon, it kept them interested in it. [Patrick walks up] In its own Spongebob spin-off “Secret Formula,” Meat Canyon lets us meet Spongebob in Krusty Krab, busy frying patties… and thoughts. [Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Server: Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs [leans over to Squidward] and their dates. [A harp is heard playing, the customer stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in extreme disgust, a tuba is heard playing after the slamming] First, we got to spend all the money. I wanna be opposite, too! Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. He was nearly every kid's favorite cartoon character.This scene is infamous for being the point where thousands of kids cried their eyes out across the entire country.They do get better however, thanks to their tears. He made us feel special! [Squidward facepalms] [Cut to the customer, the wires snap] Con man: It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! Okay but this is actually VERY rapid bus service, get it together SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Kcirtap yeh. SpongeBob and Patrick babble] Chronology [A glass breaking sound is heard while the customer grunts while hitting the steps] [plays more] It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. I'll help you get started. Patrick: [simultaneously with SpongeBob] No! SpongeBob: I... got it! Patty: [frees her skirt from his grasp] Never! Why don't you get a jump on it. It reminded me how genuinely romantic I was, how I had so much hope in things, and now it's like, I don't believe in anything that relates to love. In this comedy monologue, she talks to one of her good friends about the annoying men she randomly tolerates. Sounding like a lost ASMR, SpongeBob receives feedback on how customers can’t get enough of his service. [Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and Mary's mother; Mary is seen holding a glass] Season №: The Spongebob Musical is, without a doubt, the best thing to come out of the franchise since the early days. Patrick: Yes, sir. SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward, (leans face against window) it's kinda dark out there. Patrick: [smiling] Not the way I use them! How a classic Spongebob monologue broke TikTok—and became a breakout meme 'Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it.' Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?! [forwards: I give up.] Jennifer Kustanovich, SUNY Stony Brook5. SpongeBob: Patrick... go away! Chocolate! SpongeBob and Patrick: We're both Squidward. 25. [Cut to Mary] [Patrick bursts through the painting] If you’re in your 20’s, don’t choose a monologue about a detective who’s about to retire. SpongeBob and Patrick: [singing as they run off] Fancy livin', here we come! SpongeBob: That's a great idea, Pat! [Cut to a door, SpongeBob and Patrick are wrapped in casts. Customer: Small world. [more scribbling] And don't come back till you get one! (Scene opens with Phineas digging in a toolbox.) Credits SpongeBob: Yet they sell millions of bags a day! Finally! [Cut to SpongeBob] [forwards: Hey Patrick.] I got a feeling that we're too easily distracted. My mom said that when we moved I would love my new school. [walks inside] You don't need these bags. Normally, you're really loud and annoying, so what are you going to be today? Next time, it's going to be "Go Jump Off A Cliff Day!" (To get a job.) List of episode transcripts SpongeBob: [simultaneously with Patrick] No! Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. Squidward: [angry, still chasing them] Happy Opposite Day! Patrick: Is that gonna hurt? He awakens, revealing SpongeBob and Patrick under his blanket with a sign that reads "happy birthday"] Patrick: [pops up behind him] A chocolate bar? Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick] SpongeBob: [opens door] That's right! Patty: [shocked then angry] I'm outta here. Patrick: No! Juno's watch BUZZES, she stops it. SpongeBob: They'll make you sound smart. You guys wanna be good salesmen, right? [Squidward drives up with a bulldozer] SpongeBob: Patrick, do you ever get the feeling that Squidward likes us too much?! [Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers] [Cut to SpongeBob] SpongeBob: What kind of things? [normal voice again] Now you try. List of episode transcripts You never get a chance to sit down and eat. RELATED: 10 Most Controversial Oscar Speeches Of All Time [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick over and over] [puts the drum on the ground and punches a hole in it] This is just my wig case! [she walks away] [Tom appears behind the box] Karen: I am a computer. Cut close to Patrick] Happy birthday, Squidward! Please don't hurt me. 294. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. No no. Customer: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Coffee, for billions of people, is one of the only things that can get us out of bed (after hitting snooze a time or two), especially in 2020. Season №: [Patty looks at him, shocked] Now, would you care to see the rest of my home? [Cut to Squidward shocked] When looking for comedy monologues, pick one that is age-appropriate. I mean, I hate Opposite Day. [forwards: To get to the opposite side.] I was always just walking to get somewhere, never just to wander off into some cave and get bit by I don’t even wanna know, or throw a rock over a seagull’s head in order to get the piece of bagel it was going to steal from me, or have to drive around to the nearest beach to catch a bath before families started coming in and setting up their volleyball nets. But, somehow, Spongebob remains on the air over 19 years after its 1999 debut and, even more impressive, it is still one of the most popular shows on Nickelodeon as it heads into the second half of its eleventh season. The mailman arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out] [Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body] Ha ha ha! Spongebob and Patrick's deaths in the Shell City Giftshop. SpongeBob: So, how long have you two ladies known each other? But yeah, the Spongebob Musical is legitimately great. [Cut to the customer holding money] Just A Simple Sponge from The SpongeBob Musical crazy fun performance! [SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house] SpongeBob: On Opposite Day it is. Customer: [in pain] Ow...! Patrick: [looks at SpongeBob confused] Did you say something? (And astoundingly relevant to this year.) Cut back to house] [crawls into bed] Too bad it only comes once a year, huh, Gary? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Chocolate with Nuts" from Season 3, which aired on June 1, 2002. [Cut to the inside of the house. The one-hundred-eighty-second season of SpongeBob Fanon premiered on May 6, 2242, and ended on July 7, 2243. Patty: Anyway, I'll be by tomorrow to check out the house. Spongebob and Patrick's deaths in the Shell City Giftshop. Blue Fish with purple stripes: Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Join. 1.0 out of 5 stars spongebob monopoly. Squidward: Why, it's Opposite Day! Credits Customer: [southern accent] I'll take twenty! Sadie: [Sadie looks at her watch] I don't have time for this. What is it? Sorry! SpongeBob: This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool! Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But SpongeBob’s broken-record beat “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready!”—in his Krusty Krab hat on the way to pull up at work—resonated with me when I was younger. Gary: [sitting at the counter] Meow. (runs out of the building to the dumpster, screaming the … Tom: Chocolate! Squidward: [screams, runs out, and holds onto her leg pulling the edge of her skirt, dragging him, as she is leaving] No! But what makes this short monologue a classic animated speech is very simple: the circle of life. No! [takes a deep breath and continues dancing] I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. [Patrick falls to the ground, bawling] Patrick, you're not really not my friend. SpongeBob: No Patrick, you don't get it. Episode №: SpongeBob: Yeah! Bernie Sanders’ inner monologue on his inauguration memes, starting with BART Lily Janiak January 20, 2021 Updated: January 21, 2021, 9:16 am Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont is dressed for warmth as he sits in the bleachers before Joe Biden is sworn in as the 46th president on Wednesday, Jan. 20, at the U.S. Capitol. He was nearly every kid's favorite cartoon character.This scene is infamous for being the point where thousands of kids cried their eyes out across the entire country.They do get better however, thanks to their tears. That's the nicest thing Squidward has ever said to me! [SpongeBob and Patrick look at the destroyed pineapple] Use headphones if you want to hear, it's my most favorite episode from Sponbe Bob Square Pants! [Cut to the inside of the customer's house] SpongeBob: Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen! 1 Mary: Yeah! SpongeBob: You're quite welcome, Mr. Squidward. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. SpongeBob: Uhh, Wednesday? Squidward: Well, that's done. No! [Cut to the two] [Customer opens door] One chocolate bar for the nice— [sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming] [Both laugh in reverse. We have to get it … [takes off wig] And goodbye, Bikini Bottom. "I'm assuming the Church of Baseball is not an option." SpongeBob doesn’t deserve a bus. [falls to the ground, sobbing. We're going to have to figure out his location if we want to recover the formula. [Far cut] [SpongeBob is confused] You mean you've never heard of it? Dear Mr Crews, my beautiful chocolate muscle man. [Squidward seethes with fury, then gets an idea] [Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow] La la la la, la! Blue Fish with purple stripes: You can keep that for five bucks. I'm Squidward! [screaming] Chocolate?! (Patrick puts his box on top of SpongeBob's then sits on it) [Cut to Patrick] [A violin begins] y, but i want to seem strong. Oh, oh, I am so sorry, ma'am, I hope these two [turns to them] barnacle heads [turns back to Patty] haven't harmed you in any way. Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by] [The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes; Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" Uhh... Squidward: Give me that! SpongeBob: [nervously] Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding. Patrick: Oh, okay. SpongeBob: I'm Squidward, he's Squidward. Mary's Mother: [enters from the right side of the house] What, what, what's all the yelling? [Cut to Patrick staring at the pictures] Make him feel good. SpongeBob: I can't understand what were doing wrong. I'm going back to buy more bags! We're under a lot of pressure, you know, and you put us there. [Squidward drives up with the bulldozer chasing SpongeBob and Patrick, they both scream and run away] Would you like to buy some chocolate? [laughs then stops] Please follow me. I'll take one. (refers to her file) Tore your face right off! Mary: [looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily] I hate you. [pushes Squidward to his house as Squidward is blowing bubbles] I'll keep you safe until you're well again. If you’ve been to a play, drama, or watched a comedy film, you are bound to remember some lines from it that still get you into splits. [Holds up two large maroon bags] And if you leave, if you leave, I just, I remember things better with you. Please, I don’t want that to go away. SpongeBob: Let's admit it, Patrick. After SpongeBob's beloved pet snail Gary is snail-napped, he and Patrick embark on an epic adventure to The Lost City of Atlantic City to bring Gary home. [Scene changes to SpongeBob knocking on the door of a different house, Sadie comes out] KIM: I don’t know what it is with me lately but I just get so UGH! I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Patrick: It's Patrick! Realtor Lady: [looking at a picture of Squidward's house] Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles! share. SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious! My gallery. SpongeBob: [eats from Gary's bowl] Meow. [Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Patrick 2: Just in time. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games. I'll help you get started. Stop! (Door closes) Mom! SpongeBob: [grunting] Don't get me wrong, Patrick. SpongeBob: Patrick! [We see Squidward's house at sunrise. Get it? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Opposite Day" from Season 1, which aired on September 11, 1999. [A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown] [Patrick knocks on the door, a customer opens the door] Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Sep 29, 2020, 7:37 am* Purple Fish: Yes? [SpongeBob looks at the magazine] [SpongeBob winks at Patrick, Patrick then chuckles] [holds up a bright-orange bag] The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_with_Nuts/transcript?oldid=3440915". Squidward: Spongebob, no. Squidward: It's not my birthday! Patty: Okay, I really don't want to hear another one. SpongeBob: [running to Gary] Gary! [all three standing in front of a cake] Happy happy birthday! Patrick is eating a chocolate bar] Gordon Ramsay Purple Fish: Why is Chubby here staring at me? SpongeBob: We'll work as a team. Yaaaaaay! 10/10 would buy again! SpongeBob and Patrick: [look inside the magazine] Whoa! SpongeBob: Hi, mailman! 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